| Stalled at a Red Light - A woman was out driving when she stalled at a red light. Hard though she tried, she was unable to r .....read more |
| Are You Drunk - A car was speeding along the road when it suddenly crashed through the guard rail, rolled down a cli .....read more |
| The Talking Cow - A man was driving down a country lane when his car ground to a halt. As he lifted the hood to study .....read more |
| My Mistake - A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard .....read more |
| A Clunking Sound - A car mechanic received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corne .....read more |
| Hooked on Brake Fluid - While working on a car, a mechanic accidentally swallowed some brake fluid. To his surprise, he quit .....read more |
| Yugo vs. Rolls - A guy driving a Yugo pulled up at a stop sign alongside a Rolls-Royce. The Yugo driver wound down hi .....read more |
| Repair By Hammer - When her car broke down, a woman called out a local mechanic to repair it. He lifted up the hood, lo .....read more |
| In Six Years - A motorist accidentally hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. Feeling guilty about the .....read more |
| Battery Guarantee - An angry motorist went back to the garage where he had purchased an expensive battery for his car si .....read more |
| Road Test - A juggler was driving to a show when he was stopped by a traffic cop. The cop peered inside the car .....read more |
| A Car with No Driver - A man stood by the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The .....read more |
| The Best Car in Heaven - Three men - Don, Pete and Eric - were killed in a car crash and made their way up to heaven. St. Pet .....read more |
| Preach What You Practice - Driving along a busy street, a man became aware of an impatient woman who was tailgating him. She wa .....read more |
| Moonlighting - Bogged down in a huge, mud-filled hole in the road, a motorist paid a passing farmer $5 to pull him .....read more |
| An Almighty Bang - Although he had hardly ever driven in his life, a man always dreamed of owning a sports car, so when .....read more |
| Genuine Excuses for Speeding - I had passed out after seeing flashing lights, which I believed to be UFOs in the distance. The flas .....read more |
| Highway 20 - A traffic cop pulled over an elderly lady driving her little old car too slow on the highway. "This .....read more |
| An Annoying Visitor - A wild drinking party in the woods was prematurely curtailed by a sudden storm - thunder, lighting a .....read more |
| Genuine Statements Made on Insurance Claim Forms - I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge .....read more |
| Do What I Do - Out driving with his wife, a man sped along a country lane in an increasingly reckless fashion. "Can .....read more |
| By the Book - Over lunch in a fast-food restaurant, a woman was telling her friend about a recent accident in whic .....read more |
| Just in Time - A driver was speeding along a twisty country lane when he turned a corner and, to his horror, saw tw .....read more |
| Three Red Lights - Two old ladies were out driving in a big car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. They were cr .....read more |
| Short Driving Jokes - A californian man has invented a robotic parking attendant. He's calling it at the Silicon Valet. M .....read more |
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